04 August 2014
Angel's First Interview at UTC
UTC: Hello Angel and Charley! (Looks toward the empty seat next to Charley and smiles.)
Angel: Sup?
Charley: Thank you for inviting us to Under the Covers , Angela.
UTC: We’re delighted you’ve stopped by to chat with us today. Charley it’s wonderful you have graciously offered to interpret for us.
Angel: She’s a peach.
Charley: Thank you. I’m so glad to be here. We both are.
Angel: Actually, I had stuff to do.
Charley: (Kicks him, because she is the only one in the room who can.)
UTC: Angel, why do you continue to stay among the living instead of moving on?
Angel: (Rubbing his shin.) I like it here. It’s peaceful when I’m not being assaulted, and I can see my family. Also, I get to work with Charley’s fine ass.
Charley: I like it here. It’s peaceful and I get to see my family. Also, I live for serving Charley. She is a goddess of the highest order.
Angel: You are like the worst interpreter, dude.
UTC: What are your favorite things about Charley? What’s the most embarrassing moment you’ve had with her?
Angel: My favorite thing is her ass. And where her legs meet her ass. Pretty much that whole area. And her chest. I don’t really get embarrassed, though. I’m solid that way.
Charley: Her personality and her wicked talent for hunting down bad guys.
Angel: Are you even listening to me?
Charley: And the only time I really got embarrassed was when I had to pretend to be evil in front of this other departed man so she could ‘exorcise’ me. She threw tap water one me and I had to squirm on the carpet and yell, “It burns!”
Angel: I can’t believe you told her that story.
UTC: What do you do when you are not helping Charley out? Have you ever spied on anyone besides Charley, you know, just for your own curiosity or enjoyment?
Angel: Never. Well, okay, maybe my family. I check up on them a lot.
Charley: I like to hang out in the women’s locker room at the gym.
Angel: How did you know I do that?
Charley: I’m a perv. What can I say?
Angel: I hate you.
UTC: Why are you so worried about your mother finding out your spirit is still on earth?
Angel: (Bows head.) She did recently. She found out.
Charley: (Rubs his back.) That’s kind of private for now. Maybe I can answer that during a later interview.
UTC: Of course. I understand. Angel, how do you feel about Charley’s new neighbor, Reyes?
Angel: He’s peachy, too, if you’re into evil so lethal it will melt the skin off your bones.
Charley: I’m not really fond of him, but he’s growing on me.
Angel: Your skin. Clean off.
UTC: Did you spy on Darynda in NOLA? What kind of partying she did attend? Did you see us?
Angel: Hell’s yeah. Lots of pretty chicks there. But Darynda partied way too hard if you ask me. Should writers take off their clothes in public like that?
Charley: (Pastes on her best smile.) Darynda was a picture of self-restraint.
Angel: Pendeja. I’m reporting you to the interpreter’s guild or whatever they have.
UTC: Thank you so much for joining us today, Angel.
Angel: You got it, hot mamma. You ever give lap dances?
Charley: Thank you for having me.
Note: This interview took place at Under the Covers during the Darynda Jones blog tour. Check out this fun and sexy site.