UTC:  Hello Angel and Charley! (Looks toward the empty seat next to Charley and smiles.)

Angel: Sup?

Charley:  Thank you for inviting us to Under the Covers , Angela.

UTC:  We’re delighted you’ve stopped by to chat with us today. Charley it’s wonderful you have graciously offered to interpret for us.

Angel: She’s a peach.

Charley: Thank you. I’m so glad to be here. We both are.

Angel: Actually, I had stuff to do.

Charley: (Kicks him, because she is the only one in the room who can.)

UTC:  Angel, why do you continue to stay among the living instead of moving on?

Angel: (Rubbing his shin.) I like it here. It’s peaceful when I’m not being assaulted, and I can see my family. Also, I get to work with Charley’s fine ass.

Charley:  I like it here. It’s peaceful and I get to see my family. Also, I live for serving Charley. She is a goddess of the highest order.

Angel: You are like the worst interpreter, dude.

UTC:   What are your favorite things about Charley? What’s the most embarrassing moment you’ve had with her?

Angel: My favorite thing is her ass. And where her legs meet her ass. Pretty much that whole area. And her chest. I don’t really get embarrassed, though. I’m solid that way.

Charley:  Her personality and her wicked talent for hunting down bad guys.

Angel: Are you even listening to me?

Charley: And the only time I really got embarrassed was when I had to pretend to be evil in front of this other departed man so she could ‘exorcise’ me. She threw tap water one me and I had to squirm on the carpet and yell, “It burns!”

Angel: I can’t believe you told her that story.

UTC:  What do you do when you are not helping Charley out? Have you ever spied on anyone besides Charley, you know, just for your own curiosity or enjoyment?

Angel: Never. Well, okay, maybe my family. I check up on them a lot.

Charley:  I like to hang out in the women’s locker room at the gym.

Angel: How did you know I do that?

Charley: I’m a perv. What can I say?

Angel: I hate you.

UTC:  Why are you so worried about your mother finding out your spirit is still on earth?

Angel: (Bows head.) She did recently. She found out.

Charley: (Rubs his back.) That’s kind of private for now. Maybe I can answer that during a later interview.

UTC:  Of course. I understand. Angel, how do you feel about Charley’s new neighbor, Reyes?

Angel: He’s peachy, too, if you’re into evil so lethal it will melt the skin off your bones.

Charley:  I’m not really fond of him, but he’s growing on me.

Angel: Your skin. Clean off.

UTC:  Did you spy on Darynda in NOLA? What kind of partying she did attend? Did you see us?

Angel: Hell’s yeah. Lots of pretty chicks there. But Darynda partied way too hard if you ask me. Should writers take off their clothes in public like that?

Charley: (Pastes on her best smile.) Darynda was a picture of self-restraint.

Angel: Pendeja. I’m reporting you to the interpreter’s guild or whatever they have.

UTC: Thank you so much for joining us today, Angel.

Angel: You got it, hot mamma. You ever give lap dances?

Charley: Thank you for having me.

Note: This interview took place at Under the Covers during the Darynda Jones blog tour.  Check out this fun and sexy site.